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#herondalehilarity "I have lost everything. Everything." "You're cut me," he said. He looked at his hand with critical interest. "It might be fatal." "I couldn't let that that stand, of course. A fight broke out almost immediately. I had the upper hand until Nigel leaped onto the bar and struck me from behind with a pitcher of gin." " Goading Will into single combat is like punishing a dog after you've tormented it into biting you." "I think you owe Will an apology." "I" Gabriel said, " would rather have my entrails yanked out and tied in a knot in front of my own eyes than apologize to such a worm." "Gracious," said Jem mildly. "I do mean it," said Gabriel. "I would rather be dropped into a vat of Malphas venom and left to dissolve slowly until only my bones are left." Really," said Will. "Because I happen to know a chap who could sell us a vat of-" #sarcasmawesomeness