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I never knew that Pakistan had the world's largest irrigation system. -Yeah, something like 14 million hectares are being irrigated. === What's the whole thing with Muslims growing beards, anyway? It's such an arbitrary thing, right? Like, who decided that, oh, we have to have beards. -Oh. But you'll do... So, there's a billion of us and you're the only one with the truth. Is that right? So, the sun is just shining down on you right now. It's just parting. You know, I have to tell you something, bhai. -Here we go. Yeah. I've been dating this girl. -Sure. She's white. - Oh. I thought you were gonna say you were involved in a hit-and-run or you got caught forging some checks, but a white girl?! … Listen, I understand. You're in America, and you want to mow a few lawns and see what it's like, but eventually you have to marry a Pakistani girl.